The Adventures of Diddy's Mug

29 November 2006

A Good Lay

Introducing Diddy's Good Mug in her debut adult film. Hurray! No one was allowed to hang out on set, so all pictures were taken through a video feed from the Green Room. The movie is a mix of two scenes... with the mug being fucked by a human, and two humans going at it at the same time. The directors thought it would help the scene along if everyone saw a real girl get cummed on first, and then see Diddy's Good Mug in her own cum shot.



Oh, and by the way: for some reason, the porn producers were OK with the No Bodily Fluids rule. So that still applies.











Oh my... he slides it in.







The dildo comes out.







Here's the human scene.















Get ready. Uhhhhhhhh...



Ohhh...



Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!



It looks like Diddy's actor is starting to get that special tingle, too.



He's got to finish off by hand.



He grabs a a shirt. Uhhh...



Ohhhhh!!!!!!!!



Wow, the Mug's scene is almost over.



Hey, it looks like her halo has another use.

20 November 2006

No More Condoms


The people in control of Diddy's Good Mug decided she needs to be fucking guys/objects condomless. So she needed a full medical workup for STD's. Yeah, I know D'sGM is a mug, but the porn industry is very strict and requires constant testing of everyone involved. Dr. L.G. Bush administers the tests for many of the industry's players, and was quick in returning the results for D'sGM. It looks like it will be a bareback debut for our heroine.

19 November 2006

Screen Test

Diddy's Good Mug is ready for a Porn Screen Test. The male in this scene is Pucker.



WOAH! He whips out his beefy schlong and KUHPLOW!



Screen tests are usually done with condoms. And it looks like they're trying the dirty back door. Go Diddy's Good Mug! Take that beefy cock!



Time for the Screen Test Cum Shot. Not too many people outside the porn industry get to see this kind of thing. Consider yourself lucky.



Uhhhhhh.... OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!



Congratulations, D'sGM. You're hired. And you're officially an up-and-cumming porn star.

18 November 2006

Sold into Porn

No, this isn't a joke. Diddy's Good Mug has actually been sold to the mega-profitable porn industry in Southern California's San Pornando Valley. It looks like Bubba and the awful SoCal Mugs were in cahoots to make this happen.



Diddy's Good Mug has been turned into nothing more than a hole for a bunch of cum-shooting penises. What a horrific fate for such a kind-hearted soul.

04 November 2006

A Good Update

It's been a couple months since we've heard from Diddy's Good Mug. As you can see, D'sGM is currently in California.



But wait, this isn't for fun. Oh shit, what do we have here? Bubba is giving Diddy's Good Mug to some SoCal hashers. I wonder if any money exchanged hands?



And I wonder what the plan is? Knowing the luck D'sGM has had recently, I can't think this is a positive turn of events.