Welcome to LostHashProperty

I understand there are a number of you who are new to LostHashProperty. Here's a quick summary:

THE BEGINNINGS
Diddy left her mug at an event and it was found by a Trasher. And a really fat chihuahua.

He handed off the mug to another Trasher, who stuffed his junk in it as a joke. He then started this website and posted the pic. This shocked the hashing world to its very core (I don't know what that means). All I know is that, as seen from the very beginning, you never know when this site will be WORK UNFRIENDLY. Let me rephrase that: UNFRIENDLY TO LOOK AT WHEN YOU'RE AT WORK.

That second Trasher was accused of taking the mug. No longer wanting to be linked to the frivolity, he mailed the Mug to a third party and even handed over his whole persona. He dubbed the new guy Junk Stuffer and gave him control of the website.

Junk Stuffer was then instructed to mail Diddy's Mug to some mystery person, who would be motivated to take Diddy's Mug on adventures, and NEVER reveal his identity to ANYONE, even the original two Trashers. This mystery person is a non-hasher and a freelance porn photographer only known as Diddy's Mug's Man.


THE SUPER-SWEET STORY
Diddy's Mug's Man was making Diddy's Mug very happy, until Diddy got nasty and talked shit. Diddy's Mug's Man then started several quality torturing sessions.

Because of an electrical mishap, Diddy's Mug was transformed into two mugs: Diddy's Good Mug and Diddy's Evil Mug. The mugs ran away.

Diddy's Evil Mug went to Milwaukee (The Beer Capital of the United States) and started touring breweries. That's where D'sEM found Narcissister's Mug. They are now touring breweries together.

Diddy's Good Mug is trying to find something, but wasn't finding it fast enough, so she stole a car. She got arrested and was bailed out by Bubba, who sold her to hashers in California, who in turn sold her to the porn industry. D'sGM has a clean bill of health and condomless filming has gotten underway.

Diddy's Mug's Man called a black-gloved mystery man named Mister X. Mister X formulated a plan to get the mugs back, and left to start searching. Before he left, he took his own lost property with him, thinking it might come in handy at some point. His property is Hoover Daaamn's Mug.

That's where everyone stands. Good luck to all.

Questions or comments here:
shootingstarhash@gmail.com
Some comments get posted.

And hey, Diddy: we always enjoy hearing from you.