Drive: Day 2
Indiana after sunrise.
Fuck, this state is flat.
I asked the driver if we could blow that shit up. He just snorted and said he's seen a lot worse. The only good bus would be one with a beer logo on it. I have spoken.
Into Illinois. No sign. Do you feel disappointed? Bite me then.
Apparently, there's never a shortage of road work jobs in Chicago.
The Chicago skyline.
Right two lanes, dipshit. I've got beer to find. Hurry up.
Yes, baby. Cum to daddy. 