The Adventures of Diddy's Mug

01 June 2006

Mommy's Latest Letter

Hey. It's Diddy's Mug's Sadist again. I got a letter from Diddy the other day. I say "I got" the letter because I'm not letting the mug go anywhere or do anything. Any online reading is off limits too. Here it is.



To my mug...

I have not forgotten about you...Maybe it's you who has forgotten about me...Where was my "Happy Mother's Day" E-mail? Why didn't you let me know you were in the area...

Whoever sent you that email doesn't know what they're talking about...I check the site every couple of days and was shocked when I found out you were in VA Beach hanging out with other Trashers a week before I was in the same area...

Sounds like your man is still taking pretty good care of you, but it also sounds like things are going to get rough Let the games begin is what your man said, hopefully he won't be to rough on you..

I felt bad reading some of the emails you got...I don't think it is your fault, you are being pressured to do some of these acts and your man will pay for what he's made you do!

Sending you much love on Mother's Day, take care, use condoms and all that jazz

Still missing you!
Mama-Diddy



It looks like I've got to address a few things here, directed mostly at Diddy.

1. No matter what your mug says about it being "her site," it's not. I am in control here. Which means you shouldn't expect Mother's Day letters unless I show her a calendar and let her on a computer.

2. Why would I let your mug tell you we were up in NC and VA? Do you think I would schedule visitation? This isn't some cute little play date. Your mug is being held HOSTAGE. If you heard that word on TV, you'd be visualizing guns and maybe some rope and screaming and police and negotiators. Yes, I was giving your mug bubble baths and allowing perks, but that's because I have a decent perspective on the situation and I'm not getting carried away. Now I'm torturing your mug because I think you need your own perspective. YOU continually lose your stuff, and this time, BOTH of you are paying a price.

3. It's only by my good graces that I've allowed your mug to be slutty. Yes, Hide the Penis in the Spam Cube was not under her control, but she DID get drunk all by herself to make that event happen. And she picked up on guys like those ones from overseas all by herself. It was even her idea to have that guy jerk off in front of her in South Carolina. I'm letting your mug be herself, and this is what she is.

4. I honestly don't believe you miss your mug as much as you say you do. But despite what you probably think, I'm actually a fairly nice guy. So I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I'll do one more act of torture and then move on to some other type of entertainment. Hmmm... what can I dream up? Oh, I know...






This should prove interesting. Oh, and by the way, if you EVER want to see your mug again... and I'm being totally serious here... in the future, I would avoid saying this like "Your Man will pay for what he's made you do." I'll let that comment slide. This time.

-Diddy's Mug's Psycho HOSTAGE Taker