The Adventures of Diddy's Mug

22 April 2006

I Had Good Sex

Oh my God, we got drunk at that bar in Virginia. I picked up on two European guys and my Man decided I needed some fun so we all took a cab back to the Spanish guy's place. One thing led to another, then all of a sudden, the Spanish guy is going down on me and my Man is taking pictures. This guy had a huuuuge tongue.



Then the German guy jumped in and they doubled up on me for a while. The German guy was totally energetic, and um... big... and gave me quite a lot to be thankful for. I think I finally understand the phrase "road whoring."

Off to our next adventure.
-Diddy's Mug