I Got Fan Mail

Dear Mommy:
I just got my first e-mail from a fan! We were just about ready to leave for Dallas when I checked my Man's e-mail account one last time. Wow, this is so exciting. How come you've never e-mailed me Mommy? Don't you love me anymore?
-(Your?) Mug



Dear Diddy's Mug:

Congratulations on your upcoming adventure. I'm glad to see you're being treated with respect, as opposed to... well, you know what I mean. Good luck! Please keep writing. You're definitely a treasure.

LaVonne W.
Walnut, Iowa