Torture? Maybe Not...

Dear Mommy:
You left without me. I cried for a while and fell asleep because I was still kinda drunk. Then I was awakened to a lot of laughing and some hashers were throwing around big words like dubahshury or something. They grabbed me and I was scared for a minute, but then one of them put me under a faucet and actually washed me. You've never done that before, mommy. It felt nice. Then one of them was stuffing me with his junk. Why haven't you ever explained men to me before? I mean, I've seen them around, but never like THAT. I kinda liked it. I'll have to talk later. I think he's cumming. I mean, coming. Hee Hee.
Love,
Your Mug