Looky What I Got

Diddy:
I’m the new owner of your shit. Junk-stuffer sent the precious cargo via UPS and even sent me the shipping receipts so there’s no evidence at his house to incriminate him. I have to keep your shit in the box for now. There are some intriguing items I need to purchase for our future time together. Defiling your property. Wow. I think I’m getting a boner.
-lhp