Dear Mommy:

Dear Mommy:
I’ve been transferred to a new man. It made me miss you for a minute and I tried to sneak out, but then he broke out with a whip and let me know what happens to bad girls who disobey. It stung a little, but you know what? I liked it. A lot.

I just found out I only made #4 on your weekend-recap post from Monday. You care more about Honey Bombs?

Why Mommy?
Your Mug